Monday, February 17, 2014

Cooking with Booze: Gluten Free Beer Braised Pork Carnitas






Out of all the foods and beverages continually denied to a person with a gluten allergy, beer continues to be the most vexing to me.  I consistently feel like I am not able to sit at the cool kids table because I cannot partake in beer drinking.  No beer summits. No beer and bacon festivals. No Oktoberfest. No endless games of Beirut or Kings. LIFE SUCKS. A few fun facts about me and beer:

1. The only beer I remember trying other than Natty Light and Budweiser was Magic Hat No. 9.  I thought I was so cool and adult (I was 18. Shame, shame illegal drinking). Is that even considered a good beer? I don't know!

2. Even though I was diagnosed with Celiac Disease in 2002, I didn't "officially" stop drinking beer until the spring of 2003. While I was intent on not letting a single gluten free crumb enter my body, I was a bit more relaxed in terms of gluten filled water aka beer. I also had joined a sorority and had trouble letting go of the drinking games. The last beer I drank was in the spring at a keg race we had with a fraternity. We lost, I got a major stomachache, and after that I never drank a sip of beer on purpose again!

3. Last year in Scotland I drank beer twice by accident.  One time I mixed up my cider with my friend's beer. Another time some nice Scottish man offered to buy me a drink and he thought I was drinking beer. As he presented me with a big pint of what I thought was cider, I smiled and said thank you and took one giant sip.....of beer.  It was traumatic but I couldn't just spit it out in front of him.....ergo another big stomachache for me.

Well, as the gluten free movement continues to march on, I'm finding my life much less suckier.  Not only are food companies bending over backwards to turn every day foods into gluten free accessible foods, but so are beer companies! A few years ago, there were maybe one or two gluten free beers on the market. They typically were made with a gluten free grain like sorghum or rice and they tasted....interesting. Since I haven't tried any "good" beers, my expertise in the beer tasting department is pretty piss poor.  But when I would make my non-gluten free friends try them they were mildly impressed.




A few months back I found a new gluten free beer company that peaked my interest.  Omission Beer doesn't use gluten free grains.  They use traditional beer ingredients; malted barley, hops, yeast, and water and are magically able to remove the gluten.  Don't ask me how they do it, but in my mind I'm envisioning Harry Potter like wizards swooshing their wands over vats of gluten beer and shouting "Glutinous minimous!"

So now that I finally have something that approximates the taste of actual beer (I made my sister try the lager style and she said it tasted like Sam Adams!), my first thought was let's cook with it! I've always been jealous of people able to braise or cook meat with beer, so after a quick perusal of epicurious.com, I settled on beer braised carnitas. Conveniently, I'm also currently obsessed with pulled pork and pork tacos, so let's just say it was meant to be.  For this recipe, I choose the lager style from Omission.  There is also an IPA (I tried that a few weeks ago. It tasted sort of like dandelions, in a good way) and a pale ale.

Last week I did another form of braised meat - short ribs - and this is similar in the sense that you're cooking a nice flavorful piece of meat on a low heat for an extended period of time. The good thing about this recipe is that you don't need to use your slow cooker and it will only eat up about 2 hours of your life.  It also has limited ingredients - which makes it fairly affordable.

I started out by trying to duplicate a recipe I found on epicurious.com, but of course I couldn't find the New Mexico dried peppers that were called for because my grocery store is incapable of ever stocking anything remotely interesting or ethnic.  So I had to make do by using chipotle peppers in Adobo sauce. These peppers are great to use if you need some smokey heat and don't feel like buying lots of expensive dried spices.  I also found I used more liquid than it called for. I was worried that these would get too dry, too fast, so upped the beer/liquid amounts.

I was happy about how these came out and sort of shocked that the whole process worked! I just didn't think 2 hours would be enough time to braise this meat and get it to the consistency I think of when I think of carnitas - that pull apart, stringy, yet super flavorful meat. Truthfully, this meat didn't remind me of beer or anything but it did have good flavor which I am sure can be happily blamed on the beer braise.  I also made some jerk shrimp to serve with the carnitas in case the recipe bombed - and while it didn't - surf and turf tacos ain't too shabby at all.

Now that I have a decent beer to cook with - what's next? Bratwurst? Beer can chicken? Chili!? Beer battered fish and chips!?? The possibilities are endless and I am very excited about it.  So don't fret, gluten free children.  Beer is back for you in a big way.





Beer Braised Carnitas

Makes meat for 8-10 tacos

3 peppers and some sauce from 1 can of chipolte peppers in Adobo sauce
1 2lb boneless, skinless pork shoulder cut into 2 inch pieces
3 garlic gloves, smashed
1 bottle of gluten free beer (or obviously regular beer if you're sans allergic)
1 cup of water
a few dashes of salt

Remove 3 peppers from the can and cut in half and scrape out the seeds.  If you want more heat, feel free to leave them in.  Add peppers and a bit of the Adobo sauce, chopped pork, garlic cloves, beer, water, and salt to a large pot - I used my pasta pot.  Bring to a boil and then reduce to a simmer.  Simmer for 60 minutes with the cover on or until pork is fork tender. Remove the cover and continue to cook for 20 minutes until all the liquid evaporates and pork begins to brown.  Cook an additional 10 minutes, scraping up all browned bits on the bottom and continuing to shred and break up meat with a large spoon or fork.  It should start to shred easily.  Once the meat is all shredded and browned, add 1/2 cup of water and stir to create a little sauce.  Add more water if you feel like you want the meat to be more saucy. If you add more water, check the seasoning and add salt and pepper to taste.  Serve with corn tortillas (warmed in the oven for a few minutes), guacamole, salsa, cilantro, and sour cream.







Monday, February 10, 2014

Slow Cooker Short Ribs: Time to Drag Out the Wedding Gift You've Never Used




Last fall, by the grace of God, my company gave everyone laptops. This meant a faster more enjoyable work experience (if that's possible!) but also that we could start working from home once a week. Working from home is the greatest thing since gluten free sliced bread that doesn't crumble.  Every Wednesday, I roll out of bed, wash my face, make a cup of tea, and turn on my laptop.  Boom, I'm a work.  No more 45 minute commute or lengthy wait in the Starbucks line because the cashier is super chatty that day and is like a drug pusher trying to get everyone to buy their damned croissants.

Work From Home Wednesday has also allowed me to do much more cooking (and cleaning, organizing, bill paying too boot) because I have all day to prepare something.  My sister calls it my "Housewife Day" because by the time she rolls in the door at 6:00, the house is spotless, I'm in an apron with dinner on the stove, and I have a glass of wine waiting for her.  BEST SISTER EVER.




Conveniently, my work from home day is also perfect for slow cooked meals.  Oh, the slow cooker.  I think everyone has such high hopes for their slow cooker and in most cases it just sits on the top of your fridge collecting dust. Kind of like those Tae Bo tapes you ordered or The Magic Bullet.  A popular shower/wedding gift, a slow cooker is GREAT in theory.  Oh, look at me. I just chop a bunch of crap, put it in this pot, and I have a meal in 8 hours! I can leave it unattended! Look, I can make BROWNIES in the slow cooker.  So yes, a slow cooker is great but it takes some strategic planning and basic math skills.  "Okay, so this slow cooked whatever is going to take 8 hours. So I have to get up at 8, and put it in by 10 so it will be done at 6." Who has that kind of grasp on their schedule during the weekday mornings? Not this chick!

But since I'm literally attending conference calls in my pajamas on Wednesday, it has given me more room to prepare and think about using my slow cooker.  Lo and behold, I decided that my last Work From Home Wednesday called for Slow Cooked Short Ribs!

Fun fact about me and short ribs: THEY ARE MY CULINARY SOUL MATE. One upping fettuccine Alfredo as my death row meal, short ribs are the most delicious things on the planet. Fall off the bone tender and slightly fatty, short ribs not only taste like heaven on bone, but they present really well.   If you make these for anybody they will think you are the best chef ever even if your best culinary achievement to date is not burning your toaster strudel in the morning.

Le Creuset "French" Oven.  I want one of these so bad it stings!



Now, I've made short ribs before in a Dutch oven which is the traditional way to do things.  Unfortunately, I still haven't sprung for the holy grail of cooking crockery yet - the Le Creuset Dutch Oven. These things are like a bajillion dollars and since a future bridal shower is looking a little dicey and/or I haven't been able to pay my electric bill in full in three months, it's probably not in the cards for another few years.  Some day, man. Some day. So I have this crappy Dutch oven that I bought at Marshall's for $12.00. It's good, but it cracked the last time I used it and would only fit about 2 good sized short ribs.  And here's where the slow cooker came in.....




I've made a few things in my slow cooker and I've been mildly impressed by them. However, these short ribs impressed me the most and it really was quite easy. To concoct this recipe, I looked up a few different recipes and then coddled them all together to create this masterpiece of meat.  The one thing to remember about cooking short ribs in the slow cooker or short ribs at all, is that they are very fatty. With this fat comes delicious flavor, as it breaks down during the whole cooking process. However, it can make for some seriously greasy sauce.  What I did this time that I haven't done in previous short rib attempts was try to remove as much grease from the sauce as possible. It bubbles up to the top, so you have to painstakingly skim it off the top, but it is worth it.  I served these short ribs with bacon and Gorgonzola grits but they would also be tremendous over polenta or mashed potatoes.

The best part of this meal was that it had oodles of leftovers.  And since I can't stomach eating the same thing for dinner twice in a row (what is this prison!?), I made short rib pizza with arugula, mozzarella, and caramelized onions for dinner the next night. Hands down one of the best pizzas I've ever made.

So the lesson to be learned here is ......stop neglecting that slow cooker and make these delicious short ribs!





Slow Cooker Short Ribs with Bacon Gorgonzola Grits


Makes 6 short ribs.

2 packages of short ribs (usually a package has 2 large ones and 1 smaller one)
package of mushrooms (sliced thin)
1T butter
1 T olive oil
3/4 of an onion, diced
12 gloves of garlic (peeled, smashed, and chopped lightly)
2 bay leaves
1 can of tomato paste
14 oz can of diced tomatoes in juice
1-2 cups red wine

Salt and pepper short ribs on all sides.   Heat skillet over medium heat and add 1 T of butter and 1 T of olive oil.  Swirl pan to combine the two, and then add short ribs to skillet, about 3 at a time.  Brown on all sides and remove from skillet. Place in bottom of crock pot. Repeat with remaining short ribs.

Pour out all but 1 T of oil from skillet.  Add chopped onions and garlic and saute for 1 to 2 minutes till aromatic.  Add wine to de-glaze pan and cook for 1 more minute.  Add this mixture to top of short ribs in the slow cooker.

Throw the bay leaves, tomato paste, diced tomatoes and chopped mushrooms into the slow cooker. It should be filled to the brim at this point, but don't stress. Everything will start breaking down and combining once it starts to cook.  Turn heat to low and cover. Cook for 8 hours.*

After 8 hours is up, remove short ribs from slow cooker and place on plate. Cover with tin foil to keep warm.  Throw the remaining liquid from the slow cooker into a deep sauce pan.  Here comes the fun part.  Try to skim as much of the fat off the top of your sauce as possible.  Once you've done as much skimming as you can do, heat sauce to a roiling boil and reduce for 15 minutes.  This should thicken everything and bring some more grease to the top. Repeat skimming process if there is still a lot of grease in your sauce.  Add short ribs back into pan to reheat in the sauce. Serve 1 short rib and sauce over Bacon Gorgonzola grits.

Bacon Gorgonzola Grits

1 can of evaporated milk + water to equal 3 cups of liquid
1 cup of quick cooking grits
2 slices of bacon, chopped
1/2 of crumbled Gorgonzola cheese

Crisp bacon in small skillet and set aside on paper towel to cool.  Bring your 3 cups of liquid (evap milk + water) to a boil.  Slowly add grits and begin whisking immediately. Reduce heat to medium and continue whisking until grits starts to pull away from sides of the pan - about 2-3 minutes. Add bacon and crumbled cheese and stir.  Salt and pepper to taste.  Some people like thinner grits. If that's the case, you can thin with more milk or even water.  Just add and whisk away to your desired consistency.


*When I first made short ribs in the slow cooker, I didn't leave myself enough time. So I cooked it for less time on the higher heat setting. DON'T DO THIS. They came out horrible. Slow cooking takes patience so make sure you take the whole 8 hours.